It isn't about Lindsay Lohan

Big Brother is Peeping.

It's about the fact that the government can monitor how much alcohol she has in her blood by forcing her to wear an anklet.

You OK with that? Yeah, most people are, as long as it's someone else's ankle. But wait 'til it's yours. Oh, not you, you say? Ah. Well, if they can monitor how much alcohol you have in your system, Einstein, they can monitor, say, what your average heart rate is. And then they can, say, debit you a few bucks because you're not walking enough to make the quota you required by your healthcare insurance provider.

Just use your imagination a little bit. It might begin to put the fear of God in you about the fascist technocracy you live in that you should have.