Dealing with It

I've accepted the new culture we live in. To wit, I've added a new greeting to my standard "how ya doin'," etc.

When I see someone who looks like a muslim, or, especially, is wearing a burkha or driving a cab, I point my finger at them, like it was a pistol, and say, "allah akbar!" with a wink and a big smile.

It's a blast -- no pun intended!